Interview with The Young Werewolves, 3 March 2005

NB - How and when did you become a werewolf?
W - 10,000 YEARS AGO, IN THE DEEPEST, DARKEST PLACE, THE WOLFBANE BLOOMED & SEALED OUR FURRY FATE.

NB - Tell me in short a story of Young Werewolves?
W - WE WERE DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD IN OUR SUPED UP CADILLAC, THERE WASN'T ANOTHER CAR IN SIGHT, WE MET IN THE GRAVEYARD & GNAWED ON SOME BONES UNTIL THE MORNING LIGHT.

NB - How do you spend your werewolf life - work/school during daytime and r'n'r + hunt during the night?
W - HIDING THE BODIES, BURYING THE BONES & HYBERNATING UNTIL OUR NEXT GIG.

NB - I guess you like horror movies. Are these things they show in movies correct - like, you change into a werewolf only when the moon is full, only a silver bullet can kill you ...?
W - IN ALL OF HOLLYWOOD, OUR KIND HAS BEEN MISREPRESENTED. YES SILVER BULLETS SUCK, WOULD YOU WANT TO BE SHOT WITH ONE???? & WHO NEEDS THE FULL MOON????....AMATURES!

NB - What do you think about vampires and zombies?
W - DON'T BELIVE THE RUMORS, THERE'S BEEN BAD BLOOD IN THE PAST, BUT WE'RE ALL CHILDREN OF THE NIGHT & THE MAKE A GREAT TARANTULA CASSEROLE.

NB - Your music is strange mix of r'n'r, punk, garage ... you also remind me a bit of Frankenstein Drag Queens From Planet 13. What are your favorite bands?
W - STRAY CATS
MISFITS
EARLY BEBOP

NB - Do you play lot of gigs? Any funny/strange things happened on your gigs that you can tell No Brains readers?
W - YES, WE'RE WELL SEASONED ON THE EAST COAST OF THE US & WE'RE LOOKING FORWARD TO EXPANDING OUR HUNTING GROUNDS. A FEW SHOWS AGO, WE HAD SOME GUYS STAPLE MONEY TO HIS FOREHEAD, I BET HE REGRETTED THAT ONE IN THE MORNING!!!

NB - 3 things you hate most?
W - FRAIL SHEEP BONES ( THEY GET STUCK IN OUR TEETH ) SILVER BULLETS & CHEAP SCOTCH

NB - What are Young Werewolves doing at the moment?
W - LOOK OUT YOUR WINDOW...

NB - Can we expect you in Europe?
W - WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO BOOK A FLIGHT, BUT NO ONE WILL ALLOW ANIMALS!!!

NB - Anything you want to say for the end?
W - HUGS & STITCHES -TYW