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NB
Spider Babies did lot of records - it seems you exist for ages. When  and how did you exactly start and can you tell me more about beginning?
K
I started the spider babies out of the remains of the undertakers(tombstone records) in about late 92?  Started in the tradition of the undertakers playin authentic 60's garage.  I realized that in order to get anywhere in this way gay early nineties scene that I would have to either buttfuck Dave Crider of estrus or suck greg lowerys cock.  I did not want to do this so I dicided to take the band for a turn and took over where the dwarves, mentors, and meatmen left off and mixed 50's 60's and 70's punk delivering them with the spirit of yesteryear and the intensity of todays now sound.
NB
You don't have nice opinion about women, but in the beginning -  Denice Hammericksen - a girl - played organ. What happened with her? Did  she leave the band because of your sexist attitude?
A
She didn't put out... 
NB
There were lot of member changes in the band. Are you still in contact with ex Spider Babies and are they still in r'n'r? 
A
Jesse aka "Cuckoo Bird" died due to complications with his morbid obescity... Phil aka "Mr Moist" is currently in rehab for his bed wetting... Jim plays in a local "punk" band called... " Prime evils" and i heard Colin got busted for his involment in some black market scandle involving cock rings 
NB
Your music is some kind of mix between 60s punk & 70s punk. What is your biggest influence?
A
Gay sex, Anul douches, Fecal matter and Golden showers
NB
What is your favorite Spider Babies record?
A
All fucked up or Arachnophic sounds of... 
K
thinkin bout you is one of my favorites along with sex slave 7"
NB
My favorites are: "Undressed To Kill" & "Sex Slave" 7". On these you sound very raw and trashy and lyrics are very extreme as well. It reminds me a bit of GG Allin. What do you think about him and his music? 
K
I love the jabbers and older gg but I am also glad that piece of shit is dead.
NB
Your lyrics are insulting. How do people react on that? 
A
Well when people are listeting to out finely constructed records, i think that it boosts their self confidence , you know a real pick me up 
NB
Do you have trouble with audience on your gigs?
A
Sometimes there will be an indian or a local transient  trying to fuck with us, but we just take them into the back and tie them up in the van... Ususally we have problems with dick head pussy faggot owners of clubs trying to stiff us, but it always works out in the end...you can't screw over a spider baby 
NB
Do you play gigs often and can you live from your music only? If not what are you doing beside Spider Babies? 
A
Well we DO make tons of cash off spider babies, but for fun i do some phone sex operation on the side, and when i am bored sometimes i will prostitute out my little sister and her friends.... 
NB
Do you have your "side" projects? I heard that you are behind Mr. Suave.
A
Koko Kobra and the Killers  is pretty the only side project, its spider babies plus this filthy fucking dog of a stripper, We recorded an lp  but never really sent it around... And we don't really play much due to the fact that when i am on stage she can't sing very well  cause shes always got my giant cock in her mouth.... 
NB
It would be also interesting to hear in which bands you played before Spider Babies. I read somewhere that Adam was in Spites. I have their 7" for Rip Off  Records. 
A
What? where did you read that? I will say right now, I was never in any of Greg lowerys , goatee wearing, hopped up on azt pills, pussy- ass NAMBLA rip off record bands...  I  WAS in the silver kings for a while, and the bedpans (which is members of sivlerkings and spider babies) 
NB
You did records for different labels - not only from USA but also Germany, Italy, Finland ... Why? Did you have any bad experiences with labels? 
A
Only from GI records... you know Gay italian Records 
NB
Back to your favorite topic - women. What is ideal woman for you?
A
Hmmmm my ideal woman, you're a woman right Vanya? I heard you were fucking hot!  Are you coming to see us play in Europe?  hmmm Ideal woman huh... I just want a girl to love and cherish, To share my beautiful and meaningful life with 
K
Ideal girl for  kevin spider baby is a blonde hair, blue eyed big or little titted dutch girl willing to please a beer bellyed american rock star.  How bout it?
NB
Do you have girlfriends and what do they think about your music?
A
Due to legal procedings i am not at liberty to discuss this in public right now, but i want to say right now it is a lie  ... I am a really nice guy and would never lay a hand on her 
K
All our chicks dare not say shit about what we do or they risk losing the best sex , drugs and beatings they ever got.
NB
I heard that Colin acted in porno movies - is that true? What happened to him?
A
Colin? in porno?
NB
You have new drummer - can you tell me something about him?
A
Hes from the Bed pans and the Teenage Faces,  he is a young jewish male with a shaking disorder, and he is currently under indightment due to a sexual harrasment suite at his work... he works at a gay jack off theater named "shakys" 
NB
So what are your plans for future? Can we expect new releases soon?
A
I want to do a music video collection and a  Spider babies porno movie,  We are suppoesdly having a 7'' called "tomorrow" come out on get hip soon, And we have a new 10'' called "Ten inches of terror" coming out soon on Kenrock... 
NB
Are you going to tour Europe again soon?
A
FUCK YEAH! Teenagehead agency is doing a European tour for us, in April... Its gonna be Spider babies KICK DOWN THE DOOR tour 2001 
NB
Is there anything else you would like to say?
A
All other bands from portland are gay, we are the only Hetro sexual Punk rock band from Oregon.... IF YOU EVER FUCK WITH US, WE WILL KILL YOU